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October 26, 2005
Throwing up is cool ~ Health and happiness
The more you drink the merrier you get. If you really want to impress your family and friends just keep on drinking and drinking. If you succeed to an excess, you even get to wobble around, dall over and if you are lucky even throw up. Behind a tree, from your weaving bike, or out the car window.
The following day, more than likely late in the morning or into the afternoon, you get out of bed and wonder what the heck made you do that. You feel so lousy that if someone handed you a revolver you would more than likely place it to your forehead and pull the trigger.
After a day or two it's back to the real world.
Now you can call up your friends, invite them over and spend the next two hours repeating over and over again how hilarious it was that you became so unbelievably sick and spilled your vomit all over the place.
Congratulations, you are a true hero in the eyes of all your friends.
Posted at 9:15 PM
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