March 28, 2008
Battle of Wesnoth
Here's a cool game and it's for free. It's called Battle of Wesnoth, and it definitely worth trying out.
I've played it for many hours now and am afraid that I am slowly but surely becoming addicted to it.
Good stuff while commuting on the train and there is nothing else worthwhile to do.
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May 7, 2007
Save Internet radio
Are you getting just as worried as I am about the future of Internet radio and all those crazy rulings that the government is trying to impose in favor of the greedy and unrealistic music industry monopolies?
If your answer is YES, then perhaps you should help do something about it.
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December 31, 2006
In the nick of time
Finally got Internet up and running after all these boring weeks without being able to surf the web, changing service providers is no easy task that's for sure.
In the meantime, have a fun and relaxing 2007 if possible.
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November 20, 2005
Metcalfe's Law
A network's usefulness is proportional to the square of the number of its users, meaning that its value grows exponentially as the user population increases.
One equals one, two equals four, four equals sixteen, sixteen equals two hundred and fifty six, two hundred and fifty six equals sixty five thousand five hundred and thirty six, and so on.
1-2-4-16-32-256-65536 ...
So how useful then is the Internet?
If we include all forms of networking like email, fax, (mobile) telephones, the television, communities, clubs, fitness centers, religions, and so forth, what then?
There might even be some abstract level of usefulness above which things become too complicated that the usefulness actual starts tapering off or even decreasing (exponentially).
Exploding and then imploding before we even realize what happened.
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November 6, 2005
My ADSL 2+ VoIP IAD
"As the demand for voice, data and video applications increase, delivering higher bandwidth, lower cost and value-added services to the users becomes a major challenge to Internet Service Providers. Today, a brand new type of competition is emerging: Voice over IP (VoIP) has become the killer application for ISP to challenge established telecom operators. This not only means huge saving of communication cost to users, but also helps service providers to generate new revenue, new subscribers, and even gain a stronger position in the shuffling new market..."
Got my ZyXEL P-2602H-63/63C ADSL 2+ VoIP IAD1 over ISDN plugged in, installed and up-and-running in no time. Never thought it would be no hassle at all. Just tossed my current modem overboard, hooked in the new one, fiddled with a couple settings, and there it was.
This modem is known as a so-called Voice/Data Integrated Access Solution for Residential Users, including the following features:
- ADSL, ADSL2/2+ support
- SIP (RFC3261) Support with 2 phone ports for VoIP
- Support QoS to prioritize voice and data traffics
- Auto Provisioning for easy deployment
Telephone calling over the Internet could not be easier. So far the quality seems almost if not just as good as fixed line, even when the kids are chatting away with MSN Messenger and/or playing Battlefield 2 online.
1 Oh yeah, IAD stands for Integrated Access Device (in case you were wondering).
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October 17, 2005
Soap and all
So why the heck would anyone in their right mind want to choose SOAP over XML-RPC?
Well for one thing, SOAP has more capabilities and supports a document model which is less restrictive than the more typical request and response call patterns typical of XML-RPC. For example, there is no easy way in XML-RPC to return error codes of different types.
Also, SOAP conversations can be designed around multiple service nodes, splitting up and divvying out the various message parts to be taken care of by the most relevant server. Later all of the responses are collected and passed back in a unified message response, just like magic.
Finally, messages can define for themselves what encoding they want to use, e.g. the one that they know is the most appropriate for a given conversation.
Yes, but what about all the extra amount of overhead? Isn't there a big performance hit?
Actually, SOAP is nothing more than a thin additional envelope around XML-RPC. What most people do not realize is that XML-RPC is already based to a large degree on the core elements of SOAP architecture.
The truth of the matter is that XML-RPC was split off from the initial design when someone became impatient with the slow progress of moving on with the original SOAP specifications.
For those of you still awake who find this tantalizing stuff, here is another interesting reference.
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October 13, 2005
Advantage and disadvantage
One big advantage of VoIP over traditional telephony is that the call-management functions are decoupled from the voice transmission functions.
This means that when offering new services it is no longer necessary to alter the core network anymore thereby greatly speeding up time-to-market.
One disadvantage however is that some form of quality-of-service must be supported in the protocol in order to make VoIP as reliable as good old telephones are.
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October 8, 2005
What we find
We become what we end up finding, and the complete randomness of this pursuit is much more powerful than we now realize.
In the good old days, this was a relatively simple process which we pretty much had under control.
Now with the advent of Internet this responsibility has been put in the hands of others.
Be careful out there.
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October 7, 2005
Future of telephony
Since I am absolutely convinced that Internet Telephony is quickly becoming the name of the game, I have decided to give it a go myself by building my very own ultimate hacker's PBX based on Asterisk.
That's why I was so happy when the doorbell rang and the smiling mailman greeted me with my latest shipment from Amazon which included the book Asterisk: The Future of Telephony.
Here is a a reference guide to all things VOIP in case you are interested.
Wish me luck with this noble pursuit (not that I am busy enough with other stuff).
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August 29, 2005
Triple play
The triple play to which I am referring has nothing at all to do with baseball. For the sake of clarity, here is simple recipe you can follow in order to create this interesting challenge.
Take a dab of Voice over IP, throw in some Video on Demand and finally mix it all together with a hefty amount of good old Internet (the glue holding everything together), and hopefully you've got a true winner when it comes to a well-balanced and very attractive service offering.
That is of course if you can get your act together. This all sounds like a lot of fancy technology, but as we have learned in the past it is not the technology that matters as much as how well it meets the so-called expectations of those using it.
True long-term success is brought about by tempering the infinite possibilities of a technology-driven approach (anything is possible nowadays), avoiding too much hype, and mixing it all just right with the customers' perceived needs.
The batter hits a line drive which is caught by second base (first out), who then flips the ball over to short-stop who just nips the runner caught off second (second out), and then throws over to the first base who nails the runner caught off first (third out).
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August 23, 2005
Just another commodity
Slowly but surely broadband Internet is becoming cheaper and faster. Take for instance ADSL which in Europe is becoming very popular at the moment. This is no different from other Internet technologies in that it is improving in leaps and bounds.
So much so that it is becoming a commodity, meaning that low price is leading. In fact the competition now is killing, resulting in little differentiation (mostly speed) and droves of consumers who only buy because of the right advertisement at the right price at the right time.
In order to compete in such a fast-paced world, it is becoming increasignly evident that added services would (will) play a defining role in attracting (and keeping) customers.
We have an underlying transport medium that pretty much works, but in the near future we need advanced extras to push traffic and increase margins, get those extra customers to hop on our bandwagon and stay with us.
Think about mobile data, tv-on-demand, virtual private networks, mobile data, voice over ip, webhosting and other managed services.
Of course this will best be pursued via a balance between technology and customer driven strategies, selling tactics geared more heavily towards the customer needs and expectations.
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May 16, 2004
The place to be
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May 2, 2004
I give up
Normally I have alot of patience, but now I am raising my hands and giving up, that's it, I've had it.
"... lose weight while you sleep, pharmacy with smart prices, hydrocodone and vicodin, software cheaper than cheap, buy viagra lowest prices, horny teen girls, save hundreds of dollars, mortgage at even lower rates, make your penis bigger and harder, you won't believe it, no pumps, weights or exercise ..."
As of today there will be no more kiffin@gish.demon.nl email address. Close it down, see you later, oh well.
I have decided to remove this fine email address, because it is completely drowning under spam. I have now reached an all time high of more than 250 spam mails a day and am completely unable to swim through it and filter out the "real" messages for me.
Thanks alot all you abusive and inconsiderate jerks!
[Note: Family and friends can still contact me via my personal email of course. For those others still wanting to contact me, you can always send me a message via my email page]
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December 19, 2003
FeedDemon RSS Reader
Do you spend much of your time surfing around the Internet endlessly trying to keep updated and get the feeling that it must be easier?
Well then, you are certainly in luck!
That's because FeedDemon 1.0 is now available!
This is a MUST buy for anyone serious about overcoming the cumbersome never-ending pursuit of all that information out there hoping to become better some day.
For a mere $29.95 this state-of-the-art product is a true steal, so get it now.
The FeedDemon RSS Reader is now part of my Windows startup. So every morning I take my first sips of coffee perusing this wonderful world of information which has opened up for me.
So addictive though, and where does one stop?
Give it a try and you will just love it, I'm sure.
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November 11, 2003
Spam radio
Whatever you do, you cannot miss this. Spam Radio! This web site is a very hilarious parody on all those awful unsolicited emails which have been flooding the Internet.
"Using a complex arrangement of pipes and funnels we turn the junk mail that we receive into a streaming audio broadcast that can be enjoyed from anywhere on the Internet..."
Pretty darn funny. My favorite is 13ft ejaculation.
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October 18, 2003
Churning away
According to the NetGenesis (SPSS) Glossary of terms:
"Churn measures how much of your customer base 'rolls over' during a given period of time. To calculate churn, divide the number of customers who attrite during the given time period by the total number of customers at the end of the time period."
You can then see how important it is to track the churn-rate and if it is becoming too great then you must do something about it or else.
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September 18, 2003
More searches
Here are the most recent top searches on the Cyber-Gish web site:
- 3 switserland
- 2 bag of bones
- 2 etom
- 2 mother treaser
- 2 polls about nervousness
- 2 timeline
- 2 toilets
- 1 beau
- 1 beaucourt
- 1 bugs
- 1 comment leaders
- 1 dhtml
- 1 drinking cofee statistics
- 1 grand mere
- 1 gsus
- 1 history of the origin the yellow rose of texas
- 1 hp deskjet 720c software
- 1 karssemeijer
- 1 kathleen
- 1 medieval total war
Special thanks goes to the fine folks at Atomz from whom I receive these search reports on a regular basis.
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August 25, 2003
Dead links no more
I finally figured out that problem that has been bugging the heck out of me for many months and months now.
You see, for some reason certain hyperlinks just would not work any more within the Internet Explorer browser. Completely dead links gone and turned to extreme nothingness. You click on them with the mouse and nothing happens! Which links exactly was impossible to predict.
This just popped up one day on my Windows XP Pro desktop. Everything was working just fine and dandy until then. If I am logged into it everything works just fine (of course, because I have administrator rights), but when anyone else is logged on or if the good old guest account is being used, the links just would not work (of course, because these accounts have limited user rights). Dead links deader than a dead door nail.
This has been a real drag, because ideally our desktops in the new room are used for browsing the Internet. In a mad attempt to seek out the problem and destroy it I tried everything imaginable. I tried reinstalling the latest browser versions and Windows patches, disabling the startup programs, unchecking the running services, uninstalling various suspicious programs, but nothing helped. Not a single darn thing.
So I did yet another search via Google, which I had already done a million times without any leads. But this time around I did a search for something ever so slightly different, like "my links do not work on internet explorer for some weird reason." Lo and behold I happened upon a question by some other poor fool who had the same problem. The very same problem. can you believe it!?
And you know what the cause of this problem is? The answer: a third-party downloader piece of junk called Star Downloader! Watch out and beware, remove move it immediately. This program has an option you can check to enable the so-called Internet Explorer integration. It runs ever so quietly in the background and secretly hooks into the links. You click and it sees if the link is a download link and then if it is it pulls this download event into its own program which fires up for you. Pretty neat, huh? As long as it works. Destroy that piece of junk.
Now everything works just fine and I fell pretty relieved. Really and really relieved. Like there is still hope out there. That the world can be saved in small and integral ways, bits and pieces. At least I am still capable of being productive once in awhile.
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August 1, 2003
3573 emails
Just returned from a wonderful 3 week vacation and thought I might want to "quickly" check out my email messages which had come while I was away.
Turns out I had 3573 messages waiting for me! Not that I am such a popular guy, because most of it was SPAM. Those idiots!
In the end it took my email client (Microsoft Outlook) more than 90 minutes to download it all, first filtering through my spam killer application, including the many errors which occurred because of the immense volume (resulting in timeouts and retries).
All in all, after filtering out all the junk I ended up with around 156 relevant messages, e.g. those meant for me and those I appreciate receiving.
Not that bad, I would think. I am still kind of a popular guy.
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May 28, 2003
Web Services
Now what the heck is going on with the Internet nowadays and how can I as a full-fledged though home-grown e-business consultant keep up with it all? Let me pause one second and make a guess. Web Services, that is what it is all about. At least that is what they told me all day at the Web Services seminar I attended in Rotterdam.
If you are as interested as I am in the new hype and want to jump on the band-wagon as quickly as possible, then I recommend having a look at the W3C Web Services Activity site for more information.
Microsoft is doing it, IBM is doing it, BEA is doing it, everyone else is doing it also, you can even create your very own Dynamic e-Business Application Using Web Services, so beware.
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May 25, 2003
Lots of junk mail
Although it is officially Sunday the supposed day of rest, I received no less than eighty-four spam emails. This is really getting out of hand. I use McAfee's SpamKiller which manages to filter out alot, but it doesn't get everything. For your entertainment, I have collected a random sampling of the titles:
CASH Expert - Get a CASH Advance in 24-hours! Stephanie Clemons - Hi ocrrfelurvw ecxycn 12cashmaker@yahoo.com - Att:$10,000 - $30,000 Income Per Month11162 Live Younger - Restore hair color kiffin and growth bvcasdcv@inrs.fr - re: Largest RX Inventory Available Online! All Approved Autos - Confirm Your NEW Car Loan Check these girls out - This could be someone you know Dreammates - View photos of singles in YOUR area Home Loans - Find a Mortgage or Refinance - Rates still low! Tyisha Tjia - A lean, fit and young kiffin Ester Samuels - Get larger nuts and penis Marvin Harden - 50% off Viagra! Chris - Secret Business Ideas! We show you how! Dr. Moore - H.G.H. Anti Aging Formula - ON SPECIAL!! Peter N. - Stimulate Your Love Life Belinda Thayer - In Debt? Get Help NOW Billie Carlton - increase the length and girth of your penis Adele Bynum - Improved sexual performance Francesca Snyder - Get PRESCRIPTIONN Meds to Your Door Cubism - Juan GRIS . (1887-1927) . [ADV] Newton Mays - Kiffin.gish, Get ready for the summer
I am already lean, fit and young, the length and girth of my penis is more than sufficient, and I have been ready for summer since last summer. I could do with some more money though, and those secret business ideas might be interesting.
Seriously now, this is really getting out of hand and someone should do something about it. The only answer is some kind of international legislation and air tight lock-down. These people need to be dealt with in a hard and aggressive manner.
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May 21, 2003
Floundered again
Both hands tied behind my back, my eyes blind-folded, big iron balls shackled to my ankles, deep beneath the ground in some murky dungeon. So what's happening?
My local ISP floundered again and my good ol' Internet connection was down for most of the day, that's what.
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May 16, 2003
WiFi is really great
Seems I unknowingly kicked up quite a discussion at the 802.11 Planet Forum when I started up a thread called Roaming to my neighbor's wireless network....
You see, I used to think my wireless home network was something unbelievably fantastic. Until that is my neighbor decided a couple of weeks ago that he wanted one also. Jerk.
Now I spend much of the day resetting my laptop so that it stops roaming over to his wireless network instead of mine. For some reason there is no way to prevent my laptop from switching to other networks if they are present in the area.
Alright then, what next?
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May 14, 2003
Scraping the internet
Alright so I admit it, I have been a naughty boy lately. Desperate to find customers, one often resorts to conniving means, seedy methods bordering on the immoral. Oh well.You see, I figured why pay one of those companies out there on the Internet tons of bucks for email address lists, or pay them even more to broadcast mailings all over the world when I can do that myself.
I am a pretty smart guy, sometimes. At least that is what I fool myself into believing.
So this is what I did. I wrote a subscription mailing list at GishTeq which allows potential customers to sign up for mailings and newsletters. Later, one may even modify personal settings or opt-out altogether by unsubscribing.
Now the trick is getting people to sign up. Why don't I scan the Internet, collect emails and sign them up myself? When they get the first mailings, they can always unsubscribe.
I created another Perl script which can scan certain sites and scrape off the emails. If possible, it can even log in to subscriber lists and automatically scan these web pages also.
All I do is give the script a site url, start it up and there it goes. Ten minutes later or so I've got my list formatted as CSV so that I can even import it into an Excel sheet for future reference.
You probably won't believe me either if I tell you that with this technique I have successfully harvested more than one thousand warm leads.
Here's a hint (if you know Perl). Use the use LWP::UserAgent module to get the contents of the page and then scan it. See anything interesting, scan deeper via the internal links. Poke around and see if you can find anything interesting. Is there a user id that is passed around? Try all values of that user id from say 1 to 1000 and collect the results.
Sorry, I've been a bad boy. But I want to become famous also.
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April 9, 2003
What folks look for
Here are the top searches so far for this month. In other words, the following phrases are what people who come to my homepage are looking for:
- hurni
- riding
- barefoot
- discordic colors
- effective java
- enneagrams
- eva luna
- horse
- lingo
- poems
- previous lives
- sabien
- switserland
- tao
- vous prie de vous y rendre
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January 2, 2003
Web-design mistakes
"Every year brings new mistakes. In 2002, several of the worst mistakes in Web design related to poor email integration. The number one mistake, however, was lack of pricing information, followed by overly literal search engines..."
For more information you might want to check out Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox which always provides a wealth of hints and tips for those folks out there who are serious about good web design.
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December 14, 2002
Geeky stuff
Some more geeky stuff I pulled off today can be found at the recently modified page on my homepage. What one can accomplish when one gets one's act together never ceases to amaze me. Even if it is me trying to be the most famous CGI-programmer on the face of this planet.
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November 29, 2002
Simplicity vs. Innovation
Speaking of usability, in the latest issue of the Digital Web Magazine you can check up on an interesting article in the "Keep it Simple" column series called Simplicity vs. Innovation. I would say that this is a must read for those folks out there who are seriously into fine-tuning their sites with minimal though effective web design. The great thing about the definition of usability is that there is none and the concept is so vague that it is open to tons of interesting discussions that go on forever. Maybe some day I will put my ideas down on paper in an attempt to make this ethereal idea more concrete.
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November 21, 2002
Click me
This is my very first state-of-the-art pretty-dang-advanced Java applet I have ever created in my whole life:
Just click anywhere within the empty white rectangle above to see what happens. Are you impressed or what? Not too bad for a middle-aged nerd who has nothing better to do at the moment than create pseudo computer art and fluff his feathers about it. Let's just say that I never cease to amaze myself. Some day they will have to lock me up in a cell full off random colors.
Sorry, but this will only work on Java-enabled browsers. Better luck next time, and in the meantime do us all a favor and upgrade your old-fashioned Internet browser please.
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November 12, 2002
Top phrases
We are proud to present the search statistics for the Cyber-Gish Homepage. There were a grand total of 20 searches for the week ending 11/09/02.
cage sex about a boy annabeth gish body language color wheel firmenstruktur greetings high fidelity lillian gish pic pics of switserland shasta soda play speedo switserland troubleshooting zurich zurich airport name
Thanks alot Atomz for a fine service which provides me with this interesting insight into the minds of those visitors searching for gold nuggets on my homepage. Hard to imagine, but it is true. Why cage?
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October 26, 2002
Defending the title-attribute
So I received an honorable mention in this week's issue of Lockergnome Webmaster Weekly. Felt really good that I could contribute some small tidbit of wisdom (and maybe even show off a little) concerning the wonderful world of web design. So what is it exactly that I said? For those of you interested, this is it:
"More accurately, the correct attribute to use is the TITLE-attribute. Internet explorer actually implements ALT like TITLE, whereas all the other browsers use TITLE as it is properly specified and might ignore ALT altogether. For the sake of browser compatibility I think it is a better idea to use TITLE instead of ALT."
Impressed or what? To think that I am referred to as a "qualified professional" from one of the finest around. Thanks alot Mike for the mention and the link to my homepage. Curious if I will suddenly get more hits.
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October 25, 2002
Digital art
For fun and boredom I was surfing around the Internet as usual when I came across a site where I was able to create the following truly amazing piece of modern Internet art:
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Courtesy of TEXT-IMAGE.com where for free you can easily generate cool text-images from almost any picture you have on your computer. You can also select the portrait to get an even more interesting affect.
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September 28, 2002
New and improved
In my never-ending struggle to make my homepage the "best homepage" in the whole wide universe, I regularly review the many web pages I have collected over the years, improving certain non-perfect aspects even more. Before you realize it you have collected a multitude of hidden blemishes which must be taken care of before it is too late. Not that I seriously believe there are so many people out there who really notice these improvements in the end, but it is more for my own self-centered yearning for satisfaction. At the end of the day or weekend or week or month of sweating and improving I can give a sigh of relief and pat myself on the shoulder. There you go. As if I am approaching some esoteric form of interconnected web perfection but never arriving there. There it is, I can see it. For those of you who might be interested, the two items which have been finalized and formalized as official new-and-improved pages are Trip to America and the Official Webcam Page (now with amazing slide show which I wrote in Javascript - just click the blue start-button). I invite you to have a look. Better late than never.
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September 25, 2002
Being interconnected
One could say that being interconnected, I mean "really" being interconnected, could very well be one of the ultimate (next) goals of mankind's evolution. At least in the near future that is. Imagine this: getting any information you desire any time, connecting to anyone or anything wherever he or she or it may be at that very moment, exchanging ideas without the unnecessary obstacles caused by times and distances and cultures and ages. This is not a vision. This will happen because I have seen it. The truly wonderful thing is that each and every one of us will be a part of this immense web of awareness and expanding energy. The age of the Internet is only the beginning, but it is opening up about a thousand new doors every minute. Maybe millions or more. If only each person had equal access, then this would grow even more quickly. It is not about computers or fiber optics or communication protocols or microchips or all of that physical stuff (which are really the limiting factors at the moment). It is about much much more, and even more than that. The potential is immense, and in the end there is a whole new dimension of thought hidden in myriad crooks and crannies of mother earth, eg. in the third world countries where many thriving minds are waiting to join and be connected. If only we could reach out and help them also. Maybe this is the answer. The whole world and the whole universe, inner and outer and inside out. Unfortunately, I feel that I am more than likely too old already to witness this revolution. Bummer man. I will probably "just" miss out on the big quantum leap. An aside: as a ten year old boy, I was always convinced that by the turn of the century we would all be astronauts floating around in space, that we could fly to the planets, and that droves of robots would be serving our every whim and desire. But at least I entertain a sense of satisfaction by knowing that in my own small way I have contributed a little to this potential energy expansion, as it is bubbling up now. My children and my childrens' children and the children of others and all the rest of the (unborn) children all over the world will carry on the tradition and make it all happen. Afterall, each generation is improving, isn't it?
"God will not suffer man to have the knowledge of things to come; for if he had prescience of his prosperity he would be careless; and understanding of his adversity he would be senseless." - St. Augustine (345-430)
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September 17, 2002
Trillian Pro is out
It's been a long time waiting, but the wait has been really worth it. This is one cool piece of instant messaging software, that's for sure. If you are into communicating with the whole wide world via a universal interface, then I can highly recommend considering Trillian Pro which has just been released. This program is a generic messaging client which allows you to chat with AOL, MSN, ICQ and Yahoo via the very same program interface. Cerulean Studios has come out with a real winner. They have extended the product with all kinds of nifty doo-dads, including easy integration of plugins. So far there is a POP3 plugin (be notified when email is available on mail servers), an RSS-feed plugin (keep updated with latest news like: Slashdot, Wired News and Lockergnome), and finally there is even an Winamp plugin. This is truly amazing and I love the new toy of mine. To make things even better, I received the pro version absolutely free. Yes, you heard it right: free! This is because in the past I had once donated money to this upstart group of techies which at the time I believed in. So in thanks, I automatically get a complimentary version from them. Good stuff. I feel that the Internet was originally meant to offer an ideal medium for this kind of stuff.
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September 3, 2002
Amazing email
This evening I received a truly amazing email from someone I just happened to come across perusing my way through the web someplace, everywhere and/or nowhere. Truly amazing. I take the liberty now to include this email here for the readers' late night entertainment.
From: FOREE EDWARD Subject: No problem, dude... Mr. Kiffin... Lemme explain sumtin' here: As you know, or can probably realize, I, too, am a mortal sinner. And I was 15 when my girl passed-away. However, I'm like Jeremiah (Old Testament) in that I had NO IDEA what the Trinity wanted from me and I still don't. But, I'm trying to live a good life in preparation for Heaven, I go to a Roman Catholic church (almost) daily, I teach (NOT PREACH - nobody wants that) through my URL http://www.reddINK.com ( <--- that's a URL if you don't know: Universal? Resource Locator), and try to find my Way home in this Finite Existence, walking along the narrow path to Utopia. Life, as you very well know, is quite finite. And we're put here to see if we follow God. God's very, very, very forgiving: The Trinity wants us ALL in Heaven, but Satan only wants us puny mortals to worship him, thus, he puts roadblocks in our Way home to lead us down. But, if we say NO, Satan, "I DON'T WANT NONENA YOU, ya sacka dung" and repent, as I did today, whoa... dude, you've made it. And if you shall fall again? No problem-o. Just repent B4 a priest again. Why? Age old question: Why am I a mortal? And why do I sin? Mr. Kryptonite, that's the mystery of God: If you stay true to God your whole life, as I can't (but, I try), you'll make it to Utopia. How do you stay True? Another letter. I'll shall pray for you. Don't worry, be happy and true to God. Pax Vobiscum (Latin: Peace Be With You), friend. And I expect to see you Upstairs.
God bless you with discernment, friend.
One thing is sure. You got to check out this guys site. If you leave a message in his guestbook he will answer you within about a minute or two. Now this person could be completely crazy or he could be a total genius, or yet again he could also be a unique combination of the two. He could be sitting up there right now on the upturned palm of God's right hand. Or then again.
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August 28, 2002
Prince fobi
This afternoon I felt honored to receive the following amazing one-of-a-kind email from a fine individual:
"I am prince fobi otumfor Opokuwari the 4th son of my father, His Royal Highness late Nana Otumfor opokuwari 11 of kokofo in Ashanti confirm by oyoko clan here in Ghana. I am 23 years, I have confidence in you that made me to reveal this deal to you. Because i got your information from yahoo search on reliable gold dealers..."
This email goes on for another few paragraphs, but I will spare you the nausea of having to read the rest.
Is this for real? Does the originator of this fine email actually believe I will read this and take him seriously? Are there actual takers somewhere out there that make sending these types of emails worthwhile? Who could be sucker enough to fall for this nonsense? Makes me wonder. To be honest, I do not know why I am even taking the time to dedicate a whole blog entry to this.
I receive about fifty plus spam emails like this every day. I find this aggravating, an invasion of privacy, and I think these folks should be put away for good.
Be patient and the meek shall inherit the Internet, I hope.
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August 27, 2002
10,000 and counting
I cannot believe it. Just happened to be playing around on the Internet when I discovered that the hit-counter on my homepage has passed the ten thousand mark. Ten thousand visitors and counting. Actually right now 10,116 to be exact. Wait, it just went up a notch when I wasn't looking. Time to celebrate you might say.
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August 26, 2002
New-and-improved guestbook
Howabout signing my new-and-improved guestbook? Finally got around to ironing out the last wrinkles. With a little extra time left over this week as a so-called poor soul on the dole, I finally decided to crank out my own homepage guestbook powered by good-old fashioned CGI scripting and all that stuff. Might as well spend my late evening hours in a productive manner. Take the stuff I have been reading (Programming Perl and CGI Programming with Perl) more seriously, practice what you preach. So I did it, I think. I based my new-and-improved guestbook on the Guestbook25 scripts which I downloaded a while ago. Wasn't quite pleased with its somewhat limited functionalities, not quite at least. So why not tweak it like any brave Perl programmer in his right mind would do? That is what I have been doing, and you are welcome to judge the almost final product for yourself.
Perhaps it would be better to spend the rest of my life as a pseudo-web-designer. Hard to believe. What do you think?
Take a risk, check it out and sign my guestbook if you dare.
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June 12, 2002
Enlarge your penis
This evening after work there was no one home. They had all gone to watch Lennart play baseball. Checking through the zillions of emails I came across no less that two emails which were identical. This is what they had to say:
These are real proven techniques for enlarging your penis.
You won't believe the results!!
All Natural Penis Enlargement, Add 1-4 Inches to your penis now!
Size Does Matter, 100% Natural Penis Enlargement Program
Do you have a small penis? We can help!
Penis Enlargement IS Possible...Using simple exercises & Techniques!
Why do I keep receiving these kind of wonderful offers? Don't the senders of these kinds of junk email realize the breach of privacy they are causing? Something has to be done about this. Per day I receive around twenty spam emails and it is rising quickly. Please excuse the pun.
To make matters worse, there is a small note at the end of the aforementioned email which states "Note: this is not SPAM." Who are they kidding and how can they get away with this?!
It is bad enough that I am getting buried with these unsolicited emails, but when my kids receive such emails I can get really really mad. Especially when they come to me and ask what is a "porn star" or what does "Viagra" do.
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June 1, 2002
Cross-browser stuff
I found this great site called Cross-Browser.com which provides a nifty library for DHTML effects beyond your wildest dreams. It is called CBE v4.10 and the best part is that it is absolutely free.
CBE is a cross-browser DHTML Javascript library or API. You download CBE to your own computer and use it to develop dynamic web applications (DHTML). You then upload your application and the CBE files to your own site.
CBE is a partial implementation of some of the W3C DOM2 Core and Event interfaces. That is, programming with CBE is similar to programming in a DOM2-compliant environment.
So go have a look. I did and now my next goal in life will be to polish up my homepage and blog with some fancy stuff I hope.
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